From 5a4b51a784b4332242191a61a24d72bca3ff60dc Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Florian Bruhin Date: Tue, 30 Mar 2021 23:31:48 +0200 Subject: Increase vim compatibility Vim has this, and it's almost easter, so clearly we should have it too. Also it's from Monty Python, which makes it even more fitting. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! KNIGHTS: Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR: Who are you? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say... Ni! ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: The same! BEDEVERE: Who are they? HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Pen, and Ni-wom! RANDOM: Ni-wom! ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale! HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'nee' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: A what? HEAD KNIGHT: Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Oh, ow! ARTHUR: Please, please! No more! We shall find a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery or else you will never pass through this wood alive! ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHTS: Now... go! ARTHUR: Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] CRONE: Who sent you? ARTHUR: The Knights Who Say Nee. CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here. ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... `nee'. CRONE: Agh! Do your worst! ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni! CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies! ARTHUR: Ni! BEDEVERE: Noo! Noo! ARTHUR: No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'Ni'. BEDEVERE: Noo! ARTHUR: No, no -- 'Ni'. You're not doing it properly. BEDEVERE: Noo! Ni! ARTHUR: That's it, that's it, you've got it. ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: Ni! Ni! ROGER: Are you saying 'Ni' to that old woman? ARTHUR: Um, yes. ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `Ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history. ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'? ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies. BEDEVERE: Ni! ARTHUR: No! No, no, no! No! ARTHUR: O, Knights of Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now? HEAD KNIGHT: It is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem. ARTHUR: What is that? HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. RANDOM: Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Shh shh. We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky- ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble. RANDOM: Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test. ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said Ni? HEAD KNIGHT: Firstly, you must find... another shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: Not another shrubbery! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle. RANDOM: A path! A path! Ni! HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... with... a herring! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: We shall do no such thing! HEAD KNIGHT: Oh, please! ARTHUR: Cut down a tree with a herring? It can't be done. KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Don't say that word. ARTHUR: What word? HEAD KNIGHT: I cannot tell, suffice to say is one of the words the Knights of Ni cannot hear. ARTHUR: How can we not say the word if you don't tell us what it is? KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! ARTHUR: What, `is'? HEAD KNIGHT: No, not `is' -- we couldn't get vary far in life not saying `is'. BEDEVERE: My liege, it's Sir Robin! MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering up And chickening out and pissing about Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge ARTHUR: Oh, Robin! ROBIN: My liege! It's good to see you! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word! ARTHUR: Surely you've not given up your quest for the Holy Grail? MINSTREL (singing): He is sneaking away and buggering up-- ROBIN: Shut up! No, no no-- far from it. HEAD KNIGHT: He said the word again! ROBIN: I was looking for it. KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! ROBIN: Uh, here, here in this forest. ARTHUR: No, it is far from-- KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Aaaaugh! Stop saying the word! ARTHUR: Oh, stop it! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! HEAD KNIGHT: Oh! He said it again! ARTHUR: Patsy! HEAD KNIGHT: Aaugh! I said it! I said it! Ooh! I said it again! KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! --- scripts/dev/src2asciidoc.py | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) (limited to 'scripts') diff --git a/scripts/dev/src2asciidoc.py b/scripts/dev/src2asciidoc.py index 375868349..82bbdb167 100755 --- a/scripts/dev/src2asciidoc.py +++ b/scripts/dev/src2asciidoc.py @@ -375,7 +375,7 @@ def generate_commands(filename): other_cmds = [] debug_cmds = [] for name, cmd in objects.commands.items(): - if cmd.deprecated: + if cmd.deprecated or name == 'Ni!': continue if usertypes.KeyMode.normal not in cmd.modes: other_cmds.append((name, cmd)) -- cgit v1.2.3-54-g00ecf